I know 50 year olds who aren't adult... and I'm one of them sometimes!
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD)
Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM)
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"If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal."
|You don't usually get angry too easily but some things can annoy you, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You prefer familiar routines and for things to stay the same. You can tend to feel uncomfortable with change. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you are not adverse to confrontation and will sometimes even intimidate others to get your own way. You are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy.|
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What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You
You are sweet, mellow, and easily satisfied.
You don't like anything too intense and dramatic.
Deep down, you're a kid at heart... and you're nostalgic for the past.
You are dominant and a bit over powering at times.
You're so brilliant, you have trouble letting anyone else be in charge.
While people respect you, they find you to be withdrawn and aloof.
You love the feeling of accomplishment. You enjoy doing what's important.
You feel lost when you have to do frivolous tasks or hang out with shallow people.
les paul/Mary Ford
This year I've been busy!
In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I pulled kosmicseer's hair (-5 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole oceansofsand's purse (30 points). In November I pushed solkitten in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I gave dharmapunk666 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-954 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!